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31 Jan 2012
So Long, Farewell

31 Jan 2012
Crack the Surface - An Illegal Urban Adventure

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Part 4 of 4: Vehicular violence strikes the Mass Unfortunately, not all of us made it to SAVE THE SPINDLE! A drunk psycho driving a rusty red cadillac was fleeing the scene of car-on-car violence and drove up to Loomis and 18th Street. You would think a police blockade would have been enough to halt this drunk, but he drove around the cops and gunned it towards a wall of cyclists. Most everyone got out of the way as the maniac drove over abandoned bikes lying on the pavement like so many cicadas. 10 year old Will Healy was still on his bike when he took a direct hit as the drunk driver gained speed thinking he was gonna some how evade responsibility from his murderous rampage. Will was lucky to wind up on top of the hood instead of getting crushed underneath the car that would send him flying through the air cartwheel style while his bike would get ground into a mangled mess and left six blocks away. The police caught the derelict, and Will's mom is gonna make the legal system drag this scum bag six long years through the penal system: real jail time 4 this 4 count felon. You hot heads behind the wheel better wise up, cause your all driving killer cars, and unless your all hollywood, killers do time. WE ARE TRAFFIC! http://chicagocriticalmass.org

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